Survey: Do your contacts say things that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
And I quote "If I had a dollar every time I thought about your breasticles, I could afford medical treatment for my gonorrhea."
My little Timinator loves me so much. I feel like queen of the world.
What have your contacts told you lately that made you feel all specially and stuff?
I’d do you
SteveC
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Yes, two in particular.
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I love all my contacts especially when they answer my questions! It makes me happy and laugh when I need it <3
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My contacts don’t talk to me, but my hearing aids do.
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hahahaha I crack myself up.
Yes, they do.
I try to be that nice as to them as well.
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"Those aren’t herpes they are love bumps"
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If Ompelle calls me a bastard once more… I’ma gonna need some alone time.
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I have a lot of excitable contacts!
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Who named their junk "all warm and fuzzy"
Sounds like something kevin would do
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no
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"If I had a dollar every time I thought about Tim’s gonorrhea, I could afford medical treatment for my camel toe."
*cries very hard*
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Isnt Timmy the BESTEST??
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sure, some of them do.
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Not everyone can pull off an attractive camel toe
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I think I need Timinator as my contact!
My contact who made me feel ohhhhh SOOOOO special is MIA ; (
Send little Timmy my way!!! Can we share?????
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some did in the past but who the heII believes a 2headed dragon?
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me and some of my contacts talk quite often and they always say something nice and sweet.
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somebody who shall remain nameless told me my smile made them melt and it made me pee a little, that was warm for sure, but not so fuzzy
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"He smells like a man."
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At least, I’m pretty sure that’s a compliment.
I feel all specially just because they put up with me.
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*Void where prohibited.
Don’t worry. I never tell anybody anything nice.
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If I told you I’d get suspended again… and then I’d have to go take my frustrations out on some old actress giving her a glass eye…
hint hint.
Who doesn’t love the beave?
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Robert said something super nice to me like "We all strive to reach your status of sluttiness".
That’s not word for word… but you catch my drift.
I LOVE HIM♥
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BabyGoat and susieq wants to stimulate my package….you can’t have any better contacts then that….
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hey kk88, they are not warm and fuzzy… the left one is the captain and the right one is left.
warm and fuzzy? do you have mold growing in you?
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Awww,that is damn Timmy is soooo sweet,and he sure does have a way with words!…xxx
He excites me in a sick twisted way too!
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NO ONE EVER SAYS NICE THINGS TO ME!
I’m kidding. Why, just the other day my lovely friends wished me a HBD and it made my lap all aflutter.
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… and Tim called my snappy!
I’d do you
SteveC
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One of the funniest people on here told me that I had been on fire with my answers. If it’s making him laugh, I must be doing something right.
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I beleive my contacts are ahscared of me. They don’t talk much
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not a damn thing. my contacts are all mean as hell.
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masochist.
Like he didn’t just steal that from a Hallmark card…
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Yeah, I heart my contacts!
PCB asked "If Mango Indeed has DDD bresticals then why is her user name not watermelon?"
And BabyGoat said she wanted to kiss me after I answered that I kissed my Grandma and liked it, because that woman’s got some great tricks!
*Fuzzy glow*
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